MY FROG.

WARNING : THIS IS JUST A TEST POST. ANYBODY WHO TAKES THIS POST SERIOUSLY WILL BE EATEN UP BY FROGGER.

100 facts about my frog, FROGGER YONG.

1. Frogger Yong invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.
2. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Frogger Yong and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
3. Frogger Yong was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.
4. A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Frogger Yong, 3. Cancer
5. A man once claimed Frogger Yong kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
6. Frogger Yong used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
7. Frogger Yong's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Frogger Yong.
8. Frogger Yong is the only one who can "try this at home."
9. Frogger Yong sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
10. Frogger Yong's dog is trained to pick up its own poop because Frogger Yong will not take crap from anyone.
11. Frogger Yong is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
12. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Frogger Yong is worth 1 billion words.
13. Frogger Yong was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
14. Frogger Yong was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
15. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Frogger Yong to go around.
16. After taking a steroids test doctors informed Frogger Yong that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
17. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Frogger Yong.
18. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Frogger Yong.
19. Circles exist because Frogger Yong beat the crap out of some squares.
20. For undercover police work, Frogger Yong pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
21. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Frogger Yong is on.
22. Along with his black belt, Frogger Yong often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
23. Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Frogger Yong will beat his ass and take it.
24. If Frogger Yong wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.
25. Before sliced bread was invented, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Frogger Yong".
26. Every time someone uses the word "intense", Frogger Yong always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
27. For Frogger Yong, every street is "one way". His way.
28. Frogger Yong and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
29. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Frogger Yong."
30. If Frogger Yong wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
31. Frogger Yong can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
32. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Frogger Yong"
33. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Frogger Yong.
34. Frogger Yong always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.
35. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Frogger Yong could use to kill you, including the room itself.
36. Frogger Yong can kill two stones with one bird.
37. Frogger Yong became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.
38. In an act of great philanthropy, Frogger Yong made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
39. Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Frogger Yong needs toothpicks.
40. If you work in an office with Frogger Yong, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
41. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Frogger Yong.
42. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Frogger Yong a giant meteor.
43. If you spell Frogger Yong in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
44. Frogger Yong can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
45. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Frogger Yong turned that wine into beer.
46. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Frogger Yong was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
47. Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Frogger Yong is looking for it.
48. Frogger Yong can predict the shuffle on his iPod.
49. Most people fear the Reaper. Frogger Yong considers him "a promising Rookie".
50. Frogger Yong does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Frogger Yong goes killing.
51. James Cameron wanted Frogger Yong to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
52. Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Frogger Yong jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
53. Frogger Yong can speak braille.
54. Frogger Yong can tie his shoes with his feet.
55. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Frogger Yong roundhouse kick.
56. Fifty years ago, Frogger Yong accidentally stubbed his toe. The USA still hasn't fully repaired all of the ensuing damage.
57. Frogger Yong does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction
58. Love does hurts. But not as much as Frogger Yong.
59. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Frogger Yong."
60. Frogger Yong has beat the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.
61. Frogger Yong died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell .
62. Only Frogger Yong can prevent forest fires.
63. Frogger Yong is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
64. Frogger Yong counted to infinity - twice.
65. On his birthday, Frogger Yong randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
66. Frogger Yong doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
67. Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Frogger Yong fight.
68. Frogger Yong is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.
69. Frogger Yong irons his clothes while he's wearing them.
70. Q: How many Frogger Yong's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Frogger Yong prefers to kill in the dark.
71. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Frogger Yong likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
72. People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply... Frogger Yong
73. President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Frogger Yong *carried* his the same distance, but in half the time.
74. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Frogger Yong pajamas.
75. People created the automobile to escape from Frogger Yong...Not to be outdone, Frogger Yong created the automobile accident.
76. Frogger Yong is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.
77. Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Frogger Yong with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Frogger Yong cannot be in two places at the same time.
78. Simply by pulling on both ends, Frogger Yong can stretch diamonds back into coal.
79. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Frogger Yong didn't kill you in your sleep.
80. Frogger Yong was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
81. The chief export of Frogger Yong is Pain.
82. Google won't search for Frogger Yong because it knows you don't find Frogger Yong, he finds you.
83. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Frogger Yong glare will liquefy your kidneys.
84. The easiest way to determine Frogger Yong's age is to cut him in half and count the rings. Unfortunately, nothing can cut through Frogger Yong.
85. Frogger Yong's blood type is WD-40.
86. Frogger Yong's family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can't see what's in them.
87. The end result of the game "Clue" is always the same: Frogger Yong was the murderer, it was in the orphanage, and the weapon was a hamster.
88. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Frogger Yong 3. Cancer.
89. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Frogger Yong's first visit to Tokyo.
90. The Bible was originally titled "Frogger Yong and Friends"
91. The crossing lights in Frogger Yong's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Frogger Yong punching or kicking a pedestrian.
92. He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Frogger Yong … dies.
93. Crop circles are Frogger Yong's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.
94. The only sure things are Death and Taxes… and when Frogger Yong goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
95. If you Google search "Frogger Yong getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
96. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Frogger Yong while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
97. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Frogger Yong out. It failed miserably.
98. Guns don't kill people. Frogger Yong kills People.
99. The square root of Frogger Yong is pain. Do not try to square Frogger Yong, the result is death.
100. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Frogger Yong would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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