Something Unusual.

Unusual. Weird. Call it whatever you wish, but Singaporeans are really different. They are split into two groups, existing as two different species. Good and bad. Helpful and selfish.

A normal and typical school day. It ended early, as it was a Friday, and we had no extra lessons. Leaning on to the glass pane of the MRT, I began planning for what to do when I reach home. No homework, no tuition, meant only one thing, play. As the welcoming thoughts of playing my favourite computer game flown into my mind, my train of thoughts were interrupted by a loud , uncouth voice near the corner of the MRT cabin. Even through the music I was listening to, I could hear him shouting on the phone. I did not really know about the exacts of the conversation , but I could make up that he was shouting over something that many people treated dearly, money.

Irritated, I continued back to fantasizing about myself playing the game and beating all other players online. Yet again, something caught my attention. As the train had reached a station, the doors flung open, only to reveal hordes of students crowding outside the door, pushing and edging their way in. Those that were alighting, had difficulties, and anger flushed their face red. From the side, I could see that glares were thrown at those who congested the entrance of the MRT cabin. However, it was not all those that had caught my eye. It was an old lady who was limping through the crowd. The shoving and pushing had prevented her from exiting the cabin, as her face carried a sulk and worrying look. Then, as the crowd forced their way through, she began exiting the cabin. "Doors Closing, teet teet teet. " Her jaws widened, shocked as he tried to make a desperate attempt to exit the cabin. The doors swung inwards, as they hit her, sandwiching her in the center. All MRT doors swing to 3/4 close before fully closing after 1 second. That one second , the impossible happened. A tall, muscular and tanned man dashed out of the cabin, hugging and grabbing the old lady with him, as he brought the lady to safety in the nick of time.

All eyes were on the man. Nobody had been daring enough or considerate enough to let the old lady go through. The old lady, showering thanks and stared at the man who saved her life. He

smiled, turned around and waved goodbye.

All of us were probably guilty and ashamed of ourselves. Those who congested the entrance, did not bother to make way for an lady probably in her seventies. If she had been caught in between the gate, we could all be deemed murderers. The rest of us, also , did nothing to escort her out of the cabin. Everyone should learn from that man. Even after being a hero, he asked for nothing in return. Nameless hero, I believe everybody in the cabin will remember you, and learn from your acts. We should all strive to be the better of ourselves, and be the better kind of our specie.

Time with family.

Its heartwarming what your family can do for you. Although you know that's not what they feel, you can't help but smile as you know they're telling you something just to make you happy. Telling a white lie cheers someone up. Knowing that people are lying just for you, really brights up your whole day.

Its a special day. Exactly 13 years back, I just came into this world alive and kicking. 13 years later, there I was seated in a Toyota Wish, planning and anticipating on the possible positive events that would happen to me later.

After entering the restaurant, which was a buffet, I scooped all that I could from the beautifully decorated plates which held delicacies. Through the course of the meal, Dad was asking Mum if she wanted more and she politely declined. The two kept exchanging mannerisms which made the dinner a weird one. After getting tired of their polite conversation, they would urge me to eat more, as the birthday boy should.

Just as I were to get my dessert, they stopped me, as the restaurant lights dimmed. Curious and puzzled, I gazed around, trying to see what happened. Then, the soothing , familiar tune of the birthday song waved into my ears. The waiter served me a white chocolate cake that sent me smacking my lips in delight. As the song ceased to an end, I began to make my wish. Then followed by the usual blowing of candle, and cutting of cake.

As the dinner ended smoothly, and we were on our way back, I couldn't seem to take the smile off my face. Thank you Dad and Mum. Not just because you gave me a pleasant surprise, but for putting up a great act for me. I know that you two always quarrel and coming together tonight was just to make me happy. Thank you so much. It has been a unforgettable birthday.

Alone.

Love is strong. No, in fact, love is the strongest emotion. Many say that money spurs one to become stronger, and allows one to do inhuman things. However, love can motivate you, making you persevere no matter how hard a difficulty may be. Love is the strongest thing around.

Having just finished a ton of piled up homework, I was pondering on what to do next. The computer at home had several problems, and thus was brought to repair by my brothers. I was all alone at home. Not knowing what to do, I walked around restlessly, trying desperately to find something to do. After what seemed an eternity, I gave up finding anything more constructive than a slow jog around my neighbourhood.

Just then, a small box caught my eye. Inside it were tiny squares filled with medicine which my mother had been taking for the past few years. High cholesterol , high blood pressure, cough medicines, gastric pain medicines and others. All there just in case she needed to put any of them into use. Apparently, she had forgotten to bring it to work.

Then, an idea struck me. Working in an office, though not as physically demanding, should be quite cold. A sweater would be the perfect present for her for her coming birthday. I wasted no time rushing to get my sewing kit and cloth that my mother used for her pastime sewing. Patiently and slowly, I started sewing bits and pieces of the sweater together. It was really frustrating to thread the needle through, and sew the pieces together. As a clumsy boy who has done poorly in home economics, it proved to be a challenging task. Even after I managed to get in a few stitches onto the cloth, my hand was pricked time and again. Irritated, I placed the cloth down and wanted to leave for my jog.

Then the loving figure of Mother flashed into my head. How much she has done for me, was beyond what I could possibly ask from her and is impossible for me to repay. What is a few minor cuts on my hand compared to her endless devotion to this family ? I felt so ashame of myself and dug my head down back to work.

Finishing up with the sweater, I hung it on her room's cabinet and felt a surge of relief flow through my body. It had been enjoyable sewing for Mother. All those cuts were worth it.

Something that happened in school.

Tell me about unreasonable teachers. Tell me about teachers who have mood swing. Tell me about teachers who scold without knowing what happened. Now tell me something that i don't already know.

Its a boring maths period as usual. As if seeing our maths teacher, Mr Tan was not bad enough, we started off the period with a maths test. Its not everyday that you have a maths test, and when you actually have one, you can be assured its going to be hard. To make things worse, I forgot to bring my calculator, in a test of intensive calculation. I have already failed my previous test, and if I failed this test as well, probably a tea session between my parents and Mr Ho is going to be scheduled.

As the test kicked off, I tried my best to do the test within my own human calculation, but proved not worthy enough. " Joe, can I borrow your calculator -----" " MARTIN! What are you doing !? Trying to cheat? You didn't even hand in your work, yet you have the cheek to copy ! Give me your work now ! " Maligned, I reluctantly flashed my book in front of Mr Tan, showing that I have already completed his work. "You expect me to walk to you ? Put it in my box ! " I walked up to his table, placing my Maths workbook down on his white box that he brought around wherever he went. "Are you trying to be funny ? Place it at my box outside the staffroom ! " Fuming with rage, he flung the book out of the window, landing at ground floor. The hair on my neck stood on its end, as I bellowed and cursed, " I misunderstood what you said ! Is there a need to throw my book out ? " Swearing under my breath, I glared at him, face red from anger. " Is that how you talk to me ? Get out ! " I stormed out of the class, still swearing under my breath, with my fists clenched.

There I am, standing outside the class, still looking for someone to tell me more about the weirdest creatures on earth --- teachers.

Problem faced. ;( Problem solved. ;)

It's not easy to continue with a thing where you know you can't win. Everyone knows that. However, not everyone knows how it feels, when you are proven and shown that you are inferior to others.

At Bukit Gombak stadium, where the competitors are moving to the start line. It was the first day of all comers, a competition to practice, and gauge where you stand, before the Nationals School Competition. I was beaming with pride and confidence before the run, as I proceeded to the start line. Dad, trust me.

"On your marks."

I got myself ready after doing a typical Victorian Tug jump. As I started to load into the starting blocks, suddenly, I felt a strong feeling overwhelming me, stiffening my whole body. Pressure took its course. It arrived at the last moment, just before I was about to begin the race.

However, this was no problem for me, as I have been trained to handle pressure, and use it to spur me on. I will win the race for Dad.

"Set."

My hips raised, as the weight of my body was felt at my fingers, preparing me to launch forward once the race has begun.

"BANG!"

The gun went, as I propelled myself forward, pushing my body forward and in front. As my head raised, after the first 20 meters, I saw a figure ahead of me. Not panicking, I remained calm as I told myself to focus on what to do, and not rush to close up the gap. Soon, he will fall behind. As each step I take, I noticed myself inching closer and closer towards him, but he, too, moved faster and faster, opening the gap. With 10 meters left, the gap between me and him was already to big to close up before the finishing line. Despair took over me as I see him cross the finishing line.

The world grew dark around me, as I eased off after the finishing line. What have I done wrong ? Nothing ! Why have I lost ? I could not comprehend. As the crowd's chanting grew louder and louder, it felt heavier and heavier, as though they were booing and jeering at me. I slouched as I walked towards my coach, as though those heavy words have taken its toll. "Sir, I'm sorry."

He merely gave a weak smile at me, and that doubles my guilt. He must be angry with me for losing. Devastated, I asked faintly, about what he thinks of me losing.

Caressing my hair lightly, " Sometimes, it's not about being the best in the world. It's about being the best of yourself. And you, have already achieved that. Work harder, everything is going to be alright."

Nodding my head, I promised to train hard, as I recalled my loving father who brought me into Track and Field. Dad, I promise you I will bring home a gold medal someday, for you are the one who brought me into this sport.

Toughest Trucker in the World

Dear diary,

I'm totally exhausted after today , as thoughts of my wife started flowing into my mind. No. I have to stay focus on my job, finishing it properly. Not easy, but I have to do it.

Today, Alan and I started off the day by visiting the Archer River Roundhouse. The people there were so enthusiastic ! The cook , Feral Cheryl , prepared an English styled breakfast, filled with half cooked bacon, with oily fried eggs. How could a day be so good you ask ? That was just the beginning, for the worse has yet to come.

During the bumpy ride, our car broke down and we stopped to repair it. Even after repairing, more problems were surfacing. The most prominent being dust. The dust was swarming in my face, blinding me and making me taste SAND ! How bad can anything else get ? Much worse. After driving through the sandstorm, we entered an area of exposed rocks, and bumpy the ride was. Not only the car, but our head had a severe bump too !

Finally, after what seemed an eternity, we arrived at the Jardine. Upon arrival, we saw Ben's truck skimming away from us, leaving us here stranded. If somebody asks me how bad can a day get, I'll answer very bad.

Love,

Gary.

MY FROG.

I have a frog named Frogger. His surname is Yong. The reason of it being my favourite pet is due to its many cool facts. Firstly, he is able to tear a phone book in half with just his left limb. Also, many of my friends say that A picture is worth a thousand words, and Frogger Yong was worth a billion words. Frogger Yong became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants. If Frogger wants some shade, he will stare at the sun untill it sets. He can also kill 2 stones with 1 bird. Also, Frogger can predict the shuffle on my iPod. One of the more special abilities that Frogger has, is the ability to eat a rubix cube , and spit it out solved. Me and my friends, also have a very special rule in scrabble. If you can spell Frogger, you win the game. Forever.

The last thing that i wish to mention before I end off, is that some people wear superman pyjamas, but superman wears Frogger Yong's pyjamas.

MY FROG.

WARNING : THIS IS JUST A TEST POST. ANYBODY WHO TAKES THIS POST SERIOUSLY WILL BE EATEN UP BY FROGGER.

100 facts about my frog, FROGGER YONG.

1. Frogger Yong invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.
2. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Frogger Yong and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
3. Frogger Yong was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.
4. A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Frogger Yong, 3. Cancer
5. A man once claimed Frogger Yong kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
6. Frogger Yong used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
7. Frogger Yong's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Frogger Yong.
8. Frogger Yong is the only one who can "try this at home."
9. Frogger Yong sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
10. Frogger Yong's dog is trained to pick up its own poop because Frogger Yong will not take crap from anyone.
11. Frogger Yong is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
12. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Frogger Yong is worth 1 billion words.
13. Frogger Yong was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
14. Frogger Yong was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
15. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Frogger Yong to go around.
16. After taking a steroids test doctors informed Frogger Yong that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
17. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Frogger Yong.
18. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Frogger Yong.
19. Circles exist because Frogger Yong beat the crap out of some squares.
20. For undercover police work, Frogger Yong pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
21. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Frogger Yong is on.
22. Along with his black belt, Frogger Yong often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
23. Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Frogger Yong will beat his ass and take it.
24. If Frogger Yong wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.
25. Before sliced bread was invented, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Frogger Yong".
26. Every time someone uses the word "intense", Frogger Yong always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
27. For Frogger Yong, every street is "one way". His way.
28. Frogger Yong and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
29. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Frogger Yong."
30. If Frogger Yong wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
31. Frogger Yong can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
32. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Frogger Yong"
33. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Frogger Yong.
34. Frogger Yong always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.
35. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Frogger Yong could use to kill you, including the room itself.
36. Frogger Yong can kill two stones with one bird.
37. Frogger Yong became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.
38. In an act of great philanthropy, Frogger Yong made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
39. Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Frogger Yong needs toothpicks.
40. If you work in an office with Frogger Yong, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
41. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Frogger Yong.
42. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Frogger Yong a giant meteor.
43. If you spell Frogger Yong in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
44. Frogger Yong can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
45. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Frogger Yong turned that wine into beer.
46. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Frogger Yong was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
47. Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Frogger Yong is looking for it.
48. Frogger Yong can predict the shuffle on his iPod.
49. Most people fear the Reaper. Frogger Yong considers him "a promising Rookie".
50. Frogger Yong does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Frogger Yong goes killing.
51. James Cameron wanted Frogger Yong to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
52. Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Frogger Yong jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
53. Frogger Yong can speak braille.
54. Frogger Yong can tie his shoes with his feet.
55. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Frogger Yong roundhouse kick.
56. Fifty years ago, Frogger Yong accidentally stubbed his toe. The USA still hasn't fully repaired all of the ensuing damage.
57. Frogger Yong does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction
58. Love does hurts. But not as much as Frogger Yong.
59. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Frogger Yong."
60. Frogger Yong has beat the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.
61. Frogger Yong died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell .
62. Only Frogger Yong can prevent forest fires.
63. Frogger Yong is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
64. Frogger Yong counted to infinity - twice.
65. On his birthday, Frogger Yong randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
66. Frogger Yong doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
67. Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Frogger Yong fight.
68. Frogger Yong is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.
69. Frogger Yong irons his clothes while he's wearing them.
70. Q: How many Frogger Yong's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Frogger Yong prefers to kill in the dark.
71. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Frogger Yong likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
72. People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply... Frogger Yong
73. President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Frogger Yong *carried* his the same distance, but in half the time.
74. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Frogger Yong pajamas.
75. People created the automobile to escape from Frogger Yong...Not to be outdone, Frogger Yong created the automobile accident.
76. Frogger Yong is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.
77. Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Frogger Yong with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Frogger Yong cannot be in two places at the same time.
78. Simply by pulling on both ends, Frogger Yong can stretch diamonds back into coal.
79. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Frogger Yong didn't kill you in your sleep.
80. Frogger Yong was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
81. The chief export of Frogger Yong is Pain.
82. Google won't search for Frogger Yong because it knows you don't find Frogger Yong, he finds you.
83. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Frogger Yong glare will liquefy your kidneys.
84. The easiest way to determine Frogger Yong's age is to cut him in half and count the rings. Unfortunately, nothing can cut through Frogger Yong.
85. Frogger Yong's blood type is WD-40.
86. Frogger Yong's family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can't see what's in them.
87. The end result of the game "Clue" is always the same: Frogger Yong was the murderer, it was in the orphanage, and the weapon was a hamster.
88. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Frogger Yong 3. Cancer.
89. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Frogger Yong's first visit to Tokyo.
90. The Bible was originally titled "Frogger Yong and Friends"
91. The crossing lights in Frogger Yong's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Frogger Yong punching or kicking a pedestrian.
92. He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Frogger Yong … dies.
93. Crop circles are Frogger Yong's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.
94. The only sure things are Death and Taxes… and when Frogger Yong goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
95. If you Google search "Frogger Yong getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
96. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Frogger Yong while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
97. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Frogger Yong out. It failed miserably.
98. Guns don't kill people. Frogger Yong kills People.
99. The square root of Frogger Yong is pain. Do not try to square Frogger Yong, the result is death.
100. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Frogger Yong would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
source : www.100factsabout.com